Case File: Menelaus vs. Helen
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Case Description: Menelaus files for divorce from his wife, Helen, after she ran off with the Paris, the Trojan Prince.
Case Status: Case closed. After launching the entire Trojan War to avenge his honor, Menelaus planned on kicking Helen to the curb and maybe executing her. But when he saw her beautiful face again, he just couldn't help himself, and the two went home to live together again in Sparta.
Check out Homer's Iliad for the full details.