Science, Technology, Engineering, and Math (STEM) majors are super hot right now. But so were JNCOs and look how that ended up.

Seriously, though. There is light at the end of the tunnel. If you can't compute to save your life, we suggest you go into government or international relations.  

Government ($87,000 per year), political science ($80,000 per year), and international relations ($79,000 per year) jobs all boast solid median mid-career pay (source) for people with Bachelor's degrees. 

All you'll need now is a great suit and you're on your way.