Think you’ve got your head wrapped around Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead? Put your knowledge to
the test. Good luck — the Stickman is counting on you!
Q. Where do Ros and Guil plan to take Hamlet?
To jail
To England
To Universal Studios Orlando
To Claudius
To the play
Q. Where does everyone hide when the boat is attacked by pirates?
In barrels
In the crow’s nest
Under their beds. Please. Like they’re not going to look there.
In burlap sacks
Q. For what does Guil criticize the tragedians?
Their acted deaths
Their amateurish wordplay
Their melodramatic bows
Not being able to top the helicopter scene from Miss Saigon
Q. With what does Guil stab the Player?
His finger
The sharp end of a banana, which is, incidentally, still not very sharp
A trick dagger
A boot
Q. What happens to Ros and Guil?
They escape
They fake their deaths
They are killed
They get married in a simple, quiet ceremony in a Santa Ynez vineyard