Hold Harmless Clause
"I agree to hold you harmless, should my legs become s'mores on this thing." Yeah yeah, we wanted the jet ski’s carburetor removed. Made it fly 10 knots faster over the water. We agreed that, if we got hurt, it was on us. We said we’d “hold you harmless” if the jet ski messed us up.
So uh, stop chuckling and pass the bedpan. Shut up.